Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Weak
- Kon Le Jaey Ga Station?
Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega. :-)
Submitted in Category:Pathan Jokes By: Smart On: Tuesday, October 27, 2009
- Bacha Kharab Nahi Hota
Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota
Makhia'n Kharab Karti Hain
wahh wahh
Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota
Makhia'n Kharab Karti Hain
Bacha Kharab Nahi Hota
Bachiyan Kharab Karti Hain
Submitted in Category:Urdu Funny SMS By: Smart On: Tuesday, October 27, 2009
- Prof. Imran Hashmi
Zindagi mai 2 khobiyon wali GirlFriend muqadar walon ko milti hen
.
Aik.
Ache Ikhlaaq wali
or
Doosri..
Z
Ze
ZeR
ZeRo MeTeR
(Prof. Imran Hashmi)
Submitted in Category:Adult SMS Jokes By: wahabi On: Tuesday, October 27, 2009
- Chham Chham Chham
Chham Chham Chham,
8 aanay ki chhaliya, 8 aanay ka paan,
Chal mere ghoray Pakistan,
Pakistan main Peoples Party uski leader Benazir,
Benazir ko goli lagi,
Bakhtawar, Aasifa ronay lagi,
Rotay rotay bhook lagi,
Kha lay Bilawal Moong Phali,
Moong Phali main dana nahi,
Zardari kisi ka Nana nahi,
Pakistani Achay, Musharraf Bhai Sachay,
Sachay Sachay jaengay, Shaikh Rashid ki dulhan laengay,
Condoleza kaali, So nakhron wali,
1 Nakhra toot gaya, Zardari Pakistan loot gaya.
Submitted in Category:Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS By: Jasper On: Thursday, June 11, 2009
- Dil tera phir dukha dya
Dil tera phir dukha diya us ne,
Tujh ko ek baar phir ULLU bana diya us ne,
Naam bata k KishMish kaa..
Naak ka Chooha Khila diya us ne.
Ha ha ha ha....
Submitted in Category:Mazahiya Shayari By: Asad Siddiqui On: Thursday, June 11, 2009
- Jis Beti par tha
Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz...
Wah Wah Wah
Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz...
Us Beti ko le kar bhag gaya Faraz.....
Submitted in Category:Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: Irfan On: Thursday, June 11, 2009
- Love Dil k liye
Love Dil k liye,
Dil Jazbaat k liye,
Jazbaat Insaan k liye,
Insaan Khubsoorat Dunya k liye,
Wo Dunya Aapke liye,
Aur
Aap Humaray liye.
Submitted in Category:Urdu Love SMS By: Ariese Ansari On: Thursday, June 11, 2009
- Boy proposed a Girl
Boy proposed a Girl SHE rejected:
He wasn't sad.
Friend Asked, Don't you have feelings?
Boy: Why should I feel?
I lost 1 who never luved me,
But She lost 1 who loved her the Most.
Submitted in Category:Boys vs Girls SMS By: Jasper On: Thursday, June 11, 2009
- Teri Dosti mere liye
Teri Dosti mere liye 1 tohfa Khuda ka,
Jo kabhi na totay woh Rishta wafa ka,
Hum tujhko kabhi bhula na saken gay,
Tujh se bandhan aisa, Jese Lub aur Dua ka.
Submitted in Category:Dua / Prayers SMS By: Dapper On: Thursday, June 11, 2009
- Great Success Theory
The Great Success Theory...
I am not in competition with anyone but myself....
My Goal is to beat my last performance...
Bill Gates...
Submitted in Category:Motivational Quotes By: Wasiq Ansari On: Thursday, June 11, 2009